Movie theater 101

....thought by me, one day by "going to the movies"
Ok, question: Have you thought about getting something, but do not have enough money? for let say a large... ok, after the movie, you just have to wing it, and if you are still fucking thirsty take the largest size... well they can't go any bigger right? well anyway go find a large drink, empty it... and then refill it with ice and choice of drink you like... and that should last you the night...
Popcorn, you say. This works too...do the same thing...